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Mario will not be marketing a ‘copied manufactured dildo’

Musicians including 50 Cent and Rammstein singer Till Lindemann have, ahem, toyed with the idea of producing dildos modeled on their own manhoods.

But we have sad news for anyone hoping that R&B singer Mario follows in their footsteps.

“You’ll never see Mario with a… copied manufactured dildo,” he told Page Six, “If you happen to be at the beach and you get a shot of my wet pants, congratulations — there you go… Use your imagination. But you are never going to see it.”

He also ruled out an OnlyFans page. “I don’t get nasty enough,” he said.

He’s performing a virtual concert, “The Luxury of Love,” on Valentines Day.